Hey-loo there...yes, I'm directly speaking to you! You know who you are!
At least I hope you know who you are. Haha.
Soooo I'm sick.
Joy.
I have a cold or mono or something idk my mom's in Oklahoma City at some federal court trial thingerr with the U.S. Postal Service cuz a few years back she managed to break her leg really bad and they fired her because they thought she was too slow to work for them.
But all she was doing was driving.
And so that's bs.
So yeah she left me here with my sister, Chantel, and Chantel's boyfriend, Kris.
Kris is a smelly little man.
No really.
He's smelly.
He has really bad hygiene and he's gross.
And not the brightest star in the sky I might add!!
Hey I'm gonna call DREWWW!!
I hope she answers.
It's ringing.
Still.
Umm...Answer dammit!
Haha. Well anyways while I wait for her to not answer because I know she wont.
Theres the message machine.
I'm gonna leave a message.
And right now I am typing what I am saying on the phone.
LALALALALALA.
Sooo yeah.
I just had an airhead and it was delicious.
Cherry flavored.
YUMM~~~
I LOVE EVERYBODY!
Okay I ran out of things to say so I'm making Drew listen to 30 days by Nevershoutnever.
So how is life for everyone else?
Mine's crappy because I'm sick.
And my mom broke her arm.
Which sucks.
Luckily she's not here because I imagine she's pretty pissed off.
She is always pissed about something haha.
Ummm yeah that's pretty much it.
Oh and Trey and I are still together.
13 days haha.
I feel like crap.
Hahaha speak of crap there are these little butthole kids on my bus ride home and I said crap in front of them and they were like "BUS DRIVERRR SHE SAID A BAD WORD!!"
And I used the words of a good Professor. If you don't shut up I will "punch you so hard your face turns into a vagina!"
And they looked scared.
I'm done with Drew's message now.
It was ike 6 minutes long haaa
Why do I say this anyways??! Drew is like the only person that reads my journals...
LOVE YOU DREW!
I am so frickin bored it's not even funny this is gay on a weenis stick.
Woah I just made that up.
Genius!!
Okay well I can't think of ANYTHING to say...
Ask me lots of questions that we can lengthy discussions about!!
Oh btw I love Hollywood Undead!
Random but I dooo~~
K BAI BITCHES
~lexielouwho
(aka the pimpest gangsta you know)
P.S. My mood is most definitely sick, not sweet but my computer's being a DOUCHEBAG.
>:V
K bai for realz.