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Wouldn't you like to be a butt too?

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 9:20 PM

Mood: Tired

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Have a break. Have a butt.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Which twin has the butt?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You've got questions, we've got butt.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
We do butt right.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The butt of paradise.

6. To someone you dislike?
Behold the power of butt.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Why can't everything orange be butt?

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Uh-oh, better get butt...

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Every bubble's past its butt.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Go on, get your butt out.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Pride of the butt for over a hundred years.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Let the butt begin.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Stop. Go. Butt.
((woww thats actually words lmfao))

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
A different kind of company. A different kind of butt.

15. Your last words before you die...
It takes a tough man to make a tender butt.

16. Your message to a special someone..
I wish I were a butt weiner.

17. Title of this post will be..
Wouldn't you like to be a butt too?

LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUSLY FUNN~~
I TAG YOUU

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~lexielouwho Nov 2, 2009, 9:21:45 PM

OHMYGOD I JUST CHANGED IT TO VAGINA AND CLICKED SLOGANIZE AND GOT "HE WHO THINKS VAGINA DRINKS VAGINA" LMFAO OMG THAT WAS AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS. MADE MY DAY!

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Hey, guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

~lexielouwho Nov 2, 2009, 9:22:58 PM

Now i just got "grab life by the vagina" haha!!

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Hey, guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

~lexielouwho Nov 2, 2009, 9:23:28 PM

and "sweet as the moment the vagina went '

op'!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMGGGG OMG OMG OMG

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Hey, guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

~lexielouwho Nov 2, 2009, 9:23:40 PM

pop**

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Hey, guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

=Drewzers Nov 2, 2009, 10:30:39 PM

^{10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Go on, get your butt out.

KMMMFT

btw i like how you're talking to yourself in your comments in your own journal LOL
you might want to add the link to the slogan generator for other people to do this lolol}

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^{"I just pulled money out of my ass... It was a quarter..."
"That must've been a bitch to get out."
"It was a bitch to get in!"
-Mike and Jude}

~lexielouwho Nov 3, 2009, 8:51:09 PM

LMFAO SUCH A GUY RESPONSE!! HAHAHA!

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Hey, guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

=Drewzers Nov 3, 2009, 8:52:29 PM

^{IM NOT A GUY WTF LOL}

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^{"I just pulled money out of my ass... It was a quarter..."
"That must've been a bitch to get out."
"It was a bitch to get in!"
-Mike and Jude}